mae. ♀. 25. heathenish. persnickety. osteophile. gentle titan. blissfully obscure. tragically unhip. fluent in retro slang and profanity. a connoisseur of cleaning solutions, and an advocate for tomfoolery.
Sweetie, since my ravenous appetite for pretty chickas has long been replaced by hickory-smoked bacon, I bequeath to thee the lovely and brilliant Ms. Tamron Hall (MSNBC). I think you two make a beautiful couple, and I think you two will be able to build a great love that will last—until Satan pulls you home, which shouldn’t be for a few more decades. So, from this day hence, please stalk her with purpose and passion.
Happy Hunting. Damn it, go get your girl. Go get her. 8)