mae. ♀. 25. heathenish. persnickety. osteophile. gentle titan. blissfully obscure. tragically unhip. fluent in retro slang and profanity. a connoisseur of cleaning solutions, and an advocate for tomfoolery.
► Name ➔ (mae)gan ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ yeah, if i wanted to hide something i just wouldn’t do it ► Are you single ➔ yes ► Are you happy ➔ yes ► Are you Italian ➔ no ► Are you German ➔ no ► Are you Asian ➔ no ► Are you angry? ➔ no ► Are you Irish ➔ no… ► Are your parents still married ➔ no
TEN FACTS ► Birth Place ➔ arkansas ► Hair Color ➔ dark brown nearly black ► Eye Color ➔ brown ► Birthday ➔ november 14th ► Mood ➔ hype. bout to bust a vertebrae buckin it ► Gender ➔ female ► Lefty or Righty ➔ righty ► Summer or winter ➔ winter ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE ► Are you in love ➔ ??? ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ me ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ uhh ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ nah ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ ??? ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ what
► Love or lust ➔ love ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ iced tea. i’m of southern descent ► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends ► Television or internet ➔ netflix ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ coke. i mean i’m partial to the succulence of pepsi products, but i always go for coke tho ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ romantic night in ► Day or night ➔ night ► IM or Phone ➔ phone
TEN HAVE YOU EVER ► Been caught sneaking out ➔ no. there’s nothing out there ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ yes and often ► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ oh definitely. i never leave a food unfinished ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes. i really wanted my chicken strips last night while i was at work. couldn’t stop thinking about the crispy breading flaking away with a gentle touch ► Prank called a store ➔ no ► Skipped school ➔ of course ► Wanted to disappear ➔ into space, yes
TEN PREFERENCES ► Smile or eyes ➔ smile ► Light or dark hair ➔ dark ► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller, but this is rare ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ rich & serious. i could buy a comedian
ABOUT ME ► Last Phone Call ➔ grandma ► Last person you hung out with ➔ adam & his hair ► Last thing you ate ➔ chicken strips ► Last thing you drank ➔ water ► Last site you went to ➔ rpanons.dreamwidth.org/ ► Last place you were ➔ work (a hospital)
FAMILY ► Do you and your family get along ➔ yes, splendidly ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ no, but i did manage to drown on a bottle of ozarka this week. i felt real messed up about that at the time ► Have you ever run away from home ➔ i would run away to my grandma’s if that counts ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ no
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GREEK YOGURT IS NOT ICE CREAM.
god aint sent his only begotten son just so that we may swap blue bell for some oikos that was not in our father’s plan *falls out* i rebuke it in the name of jesus take your thigh gaps somewhere else. i bind the spirit of sweet tooth denial i come against the forces that tempt us to deny our sorry lives the simple pleasures of the perfect balance of milk, cream, and sugar. oh father who art in Piggly Wiggly, please loose our brothers and sisters from these chains of oppression.